Technology jokes
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? "Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.