Technology jokes

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?

"An RC-XD!"

I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!

"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."

I tried to have phone sex once.

But the holes were too small.

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.

Why do orphans get an iPhone X?

Because they have no home button.

Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?

Because there is no home button.

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

What is an orphan's first phone?

An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?

It has no home button :D

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

Unpopular opinion about programming but,

"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."