Technology jokes
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.