Technology jokes
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Memes
Fuck teslas
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.