Technology jokes
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.