Technology jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Me during quarantine
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
I love my new phone.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.