Technology jokes
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.