Technology jokes
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
💵💵💵💵💵💰💰😎😎
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.