What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
