How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
What’s an orphans favourite phone? An iPhone 14 cos it doesn’t have a home button
what do you call a nerd in space? a space nerd
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
