Technology jokes
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
Memes
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.