Technology jokes
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
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How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.