Technology jokes
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.
Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.
Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.
Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.