Technology jokes
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)