I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
I gave helen keller an oculus and airpods for her 12th birthday and she hated them and me.
Me: "gift a homeless kid iphone 7" The kid: but is has no home button Me: exactly 💀
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
So 666-3629, so get it?
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
