Technology jokes

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.

Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!

What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?

1 + 1 =

TDS - Too Damn Slow!

I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"

I got 39,300,000 matches.

Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.

I have so many cash machine jokes.

But none of them seem to work ATM.

Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!

What do you call a midget that waves at you?

A microwave.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

Cyber Monday

Very funny battery joke.

What do crows get after they buy a phone?

A cawing card.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?

They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.