Technology jokes
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
Cyber Monday
Very funny battery joke.