Technology jokes
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Memes
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Cyber Monday
Very funny battery joke.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.