Technology jokes
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Cyber Monday
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.