Technology jokes

Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.

It was just a big hunter killer drone.

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

Emos get jealous when their phone dies.

You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?

One you can unscrew.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

This car in RC-XD.

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?

I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.

I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

What do orphans not see on a controller?

The home button.

Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?

Because they have a break down.

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

What type of pictures do orphans take?

Selfies.