An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
