Technology

Technology jokes

Firewall

Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?

They don't have water.

Memes

Battery

Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.

He just couldn’t figure out who.

Nude

Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.

Now it’s $3.99.

Suspension

Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.

Google

How can you tell if Google is a girl?

It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!

Grandpa

What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?

"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"