Technology jokes
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But cat scan!
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What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.