The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW”
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
