Technology jokes

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?

1. Listening to your teacher.

2. Not having your phone/game/TV.

3. Not having nicotine.

I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.

1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."

2019: The flying cars future.

KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!

I made a website about orphans.

But I can’t make a home page.

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?

Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?

A: A rocket chip.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

What happens when an alien connects with your device?

The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."

An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.

The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.

Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.