Technology jokes

Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?

Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?

1. Listening to your teacher.

2. Not having your phone/game/TV.

3. Not having nicotine.

I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

Why don't churches have WiFi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

I made a website about orphans.

But I can’t make a home page.

Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?

A: A rocket chip.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.

KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.

What happens when an alien connects with your device?

The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."