What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
why shouldnt orphans get a phone?
they would get stuck in a app because they cant find the home button
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Cyber Monday
Very funny battery joke.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
