Technology jokes
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.