Technology jokes
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.