Technology jokes

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

Why don't churches have WiFi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Battery 1%.

I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.

Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?

Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.

When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?

1. Listening to your teacher.

2. Not having your phone/game/TV.

3. Not having nicotine.

I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.

Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.

What happens when an alien connects with your device?

The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."

How do spiders reach the internet?

Through the World Wide Web!

Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.

The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.

1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."

2019: The flying cars future.

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!

What did mommy spider say to baby spider?

You spend too much time on the web.