Technology jokes
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.