Technology jokes
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.