Technology jokes
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
My PC.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?