Technology jokes
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.