Technology jokes
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
Google search = 3.141592…
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
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I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.