Technology jokes
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Memes
His name is mark
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Google search = 3.141592...
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
Approached (DYM 100).
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Ariana-Chat now!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."