Technology jokes
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Google search = 3.141592...
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Memes
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
Approached (DYM 100).
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Ariana-Chat now!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Alya, do you have Discord?
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.