Technology jokes

Ariana-Chat now!

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

Alya, do you have Discord?

Approached (DYM 100).

Google search = 3.141592...

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.

This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.

OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

"Windows shut down sound."

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."

Why can't orphans use iPhones?

Because they can't press the home button.

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?

They both go "Ping" when they are done.

Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.

When you still there?

Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!