Technology jokes
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.