Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Pop-up. P
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
