Technology jokes

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?

Because it doesn't have a home button.

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

"Windows shut down sound."

What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Approached (DYM 100).

Google search = 3.141592...

Alya, do you have Discord?

My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.

This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.

OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.

Ariana-Chat now!

What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?

They both go "Ping" when they are done.

Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?

'Cause he was in need of a light snack!

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.