Technology jokes
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Memes
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.