I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it. The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" (Found on the web if you don't like it don't leave a hate comment)
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
Where do spiders commit crimes? The Dark Web
Why do orphans suck at web design? They don’t know what a home page is.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most? Web Cartoons!
I made a web site for orphans there’s no home page
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied 'er!
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How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide WEB!
What did mommy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What were the web?
Boo 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (so scary right)
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
I need more webs and i need more supplys for more webs how do i make them? WITH SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I felt bad for a dog and u look yo my left and the was a orthin and I said I will make you a web site and I said there won't me a homepage
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages? Because they can't add a home page.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi *does taxi calling motion* https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwj6iIbtq9L8AhXyk4kEHTyDBS4QwqsBegQICBAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DcJz6Oqm4UoY&usg=AOvVaw0mbwQc0TCp6COJ4FJHCIQp it’s not a Rick roll
