Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.
I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
What were the webs?