You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is for dummies like you. The person's hairline is so far back, it looks like the eBay logo, get it? eBay's logo is a bunch of parallel lines. And guess what? Your hairline is probably receding too, you old fart.