How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
