Security Guard

Security Guard Jokes

Job

How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.

Orphan

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

Cop

If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.

Samsung

Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Memes