Technology jokes
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Where's your off button?
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."