Technology jokes
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
U die from robot bite.
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.