What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system.
He agrees and the doctors turn the dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby and the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
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I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.
