Technology jokes
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
I left my Avatar at home today.
Where's your off button?
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.