Technology jokes
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.