Technology jokes
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.