Technology jokes
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
Memes
Girls be like
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.