Technology jokes
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
Memes
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.