Technology jokes
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Memes
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
My PC.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.