Would You Rather jokes

Friend 1: Eyyy gurl

Me: Hey! (Fake smile)

Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?

6 hours later

Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?

Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?

Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?

or

Drink a gallon of sperm?

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?

Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!

Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).

Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?

Would you rather date me or a lady?

I laid deez nuts in your mouth.

Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?

They're the same thing.

What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?

Trick question, emo is a handicap.

Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?

Would you rather:

Fight Mike Tyson

Or

Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?

Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?

Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

"Would you like to play the rape game?"

"No wtf" she replied.

"That's the spirit!"

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.