Suicide jokes
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
What did the rope say to me?
"Hey there man, you wanna hang later?"
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope...
Community talk
My health class is going over suicide prevention. How fun.
I'm still in shock that a six year old girl hung herself off her bun bed with a little im sorry. That shit got me FUCKING CRYING. Because this just makes me sick that ppl can convince a little girl to commit suicide at the age of SIX.. she was so little too.. global suicides in the first few weeks of the year, with estimates surpassing 80,000 to 95,000 too. Damn.
I'm thinking about killing myself. No beacause I want to die, not because my life is "horrible." but beacause it would just be easier. I've hurt everyone I've crossed at least once. My dad wouldn't have to yell anymore. My therapist and friends wouldn't worry. My war would be over. I wouldn't hurt anyone else. There would be peace with my leaving. Maybe it would hurt people, but maybe it's give them time to stop worrying, to heal. It's not like "I'm going to do it," and it's not me having a mental breakdown I feel calm I just feel Life would be easier without me. I fear I already know the answers I'm going to get to this. But i do truly believe, it would be easier without me.