Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
Listen here, you are clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed, you sad human. You think this is just a harmless "would you rather" game? NO! The choices friend #2 present is literally 'hang' out or 'jump' ONE time. The person thinks they can just do both and not die. This is a dark thought, suggesting suicide. Get it together!
