Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This dude says he ain't suicidal, just digs dark stuff. But then, plot twist! He's acting all mopey, staring at the ceiling like he's waiting for the roof to cave in. Newsflash: pretending to be deep doesn't make you interesting, it makes you sound like every other dude posting online. The joke is that you are probably one of them.
🍯honey biscuit🍯
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Anonymous
Are you okay…