Style jokes
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can鈥檛 even do it.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
THIS IS ME
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
He probably picks hair off his dad鈥檚 dick, then probably puts it in his hair.