Style jokes

What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?

"Nice cut, G."

Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?

Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.

The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.

Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.

Why did Steward die in the toilet?

He saw his Undercut in the mirror.

Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...

Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...

Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.

What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?

One's a fucking tree.

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”

Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

Why did the squirrel swim on its back?

So it didn't get its nuts wet.

Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"

Man: "Yes!"

Reporter: "Name?"

Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."

Reporter: "Sex?"

Man: "Three to five times a week."

Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"

Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."

Reporter: "Holy cow!"

Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."

Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"

Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."

Reporter: "Oh dear!"

Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?

4!

One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"

"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."