I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.
I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except cancer
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
