Style jokes
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Tuxedos suit you.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Memes
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.
I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.