Style jokes
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Normal girl stating her opinion.
My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
When the drip is sus.
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."