Style jokes
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
When the drip is sus.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.