Style jokes
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?"
Mommy says, "Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy's garage, now go and play."
A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter.
Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, "Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn't get the back wheels in so I took the scissors and cut them off."
When the drip is sus.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?