Style jokes
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
As a little boy, I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me, "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked, "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?"
Mommy says, "Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy's garage, now go and play."
A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter.
Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, "Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn't get the back wheels in so I took the scissors and cut them off."
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.