Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
