Style jokes
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Memes
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.