Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
