Style jokes

In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.

The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They drop FIRE TRACKS.

As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.

I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.

What tree is every emo kid trying to find?

The hanging tree.

A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.

My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good rappers always stand out!

Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.

Me: I have no bullet holes.

Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.

Me: Ayo what the fuc*.

Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.

Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.

Me.

You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?

He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.

How do two emo kids greet each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

Americans: I will cook the pizza.

Italians: I cooka de pizza!

Cardi B has very long nails.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.