Style jokes
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"
Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"
Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."
Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"
Husband: "Gold, of course!"
Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
When the drip is sus.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
As a little boy, I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me, "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked, "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.