Style jokes

What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.

How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?

'Cause they're dark.

What did the emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,

but I never realized they suited me.

Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.

What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."

Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.

How do two emo kids greet each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

Biggest joke?

[Image of Zac Efron]

Cardi B has very long nails.

I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.

Why don’t rappers ever get lost?

They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.

"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?"

What would a clock look like with no numbers?

Timeless!

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.