Style jokes
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
There has to be a connection
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Cardi B has very long nails.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.