Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Cardi B has very long nails.
i wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
Tuxedos suit you.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
