Style jokes
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.
I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.