Style jokes

What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.

How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

What did the emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"

Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"

Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."

Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"

Husband: "Gold, of course!"

Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."

Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.

What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."

I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,

but I never realized they suited me.

Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.

How do two emo kids greet each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

Biggest joke?

[Image of Zac Efron]

Why don’t rappers ever get lost?

They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.

I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.

Cardi B has very long nails.

"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?"

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

What would a clock look like with no numbers?

Timeless!

Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?

Ad-lib-idas.

I like your cut, G.

*Slaps really hard*

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