Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Cardi B has very long nails.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
