Style jokes
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
There has to be a connection
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Cardi B has very long nails.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.