Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Michael Jackson's Moonwalk
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Listen here, smart guy. The joke is that the listener's hairline is so far back that even Michael Jackson couldn't moonwalk far enough to reach it. Get it? Jackson... moonwalk... far away? You probably don't because you probably shop at 'Baby Gap'.