Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, genius. You think you're gettin' dating advice, but BAM! It's a babysitter pullin' a fast one. You thought you were learnin' how to woo a lady, but no, you're just hearin' about some kid makin' a measly $15. Get it now?
CallMeLyxi
Your fucked up