Chic jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

Yes, I'm CUTE.

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.