Chic jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 馃槈
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it鈥檚 like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."