Style jokes
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"
Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"
Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."
Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"
Husband: "Gold, of course!"
Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."
Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.