Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always STAND OUT
What’s a rapper’s favorite MARTIAL ART?
Punchlines
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas
John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
I like your cut G *Slaps really hard* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them! How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb! Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs! Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels! Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems! How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer! I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except cancer
As a son I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot. I came home the next day I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask whats going on my mom said to me. Meet your new daddy, then my friend said to hey son get me a beer from the fridge.
