Feminine side jokes

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.

Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.

My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.

I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.

My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.