Feminine side jokes

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.

Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?

smart

kind

sweet

caring

loving

mature

Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅

Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿

Women.

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰

My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.

I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.