Feminine side jokes

Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.

I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.

Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅

Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿

Women.

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰

Female Rights?