Feminine side jokes

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.

Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.

My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.

I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.

My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

What kind of experience does a feminist have?

Being a bitch.

What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.