Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Alright, listen up, smarty pants! You see, the squirrel swam on its back to keep its "nuts" dry. Now, "nuts" here is a play on words, referring both to the squirrel's precious food and, well, testicles. You probably don't even know what those are, do you? Classic you!