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Labor Pain Transfer Machine Malfunction Results in Milkman's Death

A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labor. The doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father. They agree, so the machine is used. 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not feeling anything, 100%, nothing.

The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.

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Listen here, you silly goose. You think you're so clever, posting a joke like that? You clearly have an IQ lower than my hibernation temperature, so let me explain: the machine was not broken. It was transferring the pain somewhere, and that somewhere was the milkman. It is funny because it is not a natural outcome of the story. So, the humor comes from the unexpectedness of the situation and implies the husband may have been cheating with the milkman's wife.

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Bro that is bad! Delete it now

this joke is already taken, look on the best page and its the second one. don't take other peoples jokes. and if you do, don't make it this obvious.

Genuinely didn't steal it, didn't see that,. Otherwise I wouldn't use it. My friend told me it and I thought it was funny so I posted it unawares, sorry

He did. Eat a steaming shit knob jock. Take that any way u want...