Still jokes

Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.

I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...

"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."

Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)

The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.

She still isn't talking to me.

I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.

So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....

We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.

I have a really good construction joke.

But I'm still working on it.

You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.

What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?

The cat is still alive.

What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?

Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.

I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.

When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".

I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!

I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.

(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)

(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)

(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)

Sex is like pizza.

When it’s hot, it’s great.

When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.

I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.

What is the difference between runners and my car?

My car is still running.

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."

What does a clock do when he's still hungry?

He goes back "four" seconds!

You should never leave a man hanging.

Unless they are still alive.

I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

I expect nothing and still get let down!

If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.