Still jokes
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
Memes
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.