Me:dad my phone is broken Dad:how Me:i clicked the home button but im still at school Dad:stupid
fence 1 - was thinking and fence 2 - said are you still on the fence about runing away. Fence 1- said yeah i was thinking of running one the RAILROAD
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek. It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
I started a band called 1023 megabytes - We still haven't gotten a gig.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive..
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down her ass still in them
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
when the north tower saw the south tower collapse he would say "I'm still standing".
Me:I saw your parents yesterday
Orphan girl: Where
Me:The coffin was still open
Teacher: what comes after C? Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4! Teacher: umm ok... but still what comes after A? Me: AK47!!! Teacher thought: oh hell na Teacher: what comes after x? Me: xplosin 1 sec later bomb goes off idk
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas I don't know he still hasn't opened it yet
I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf the emo is still hanging
what can Jump the highest? Emo kids some are still in the air
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
I have a really good construction joke but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
