Still jokes

I have a really good construction joke.

But I'm still working on it.

What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?

The cat is still alive.

What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?

Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.

What does a clock do when he's still hungry?

He goes back "four" seconds!

You should never leave a man hanging.

Unless they are still alive.

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

Anyways,

When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"

Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?

And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Who is older than the Twin Towers?

Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not 15, as my basement's still dark.

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!