How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Alright, listen up, you absolute moron. You think it's funny to ask how many dead babies it takes to change a light bulb, huh? You really think that's clever? Let me break it down for you, because clearly your brain is smaller than a baby's foot. You're using a really sick scenario, where the pedophile would have the babies in the basement. The punchline of the joke is supposed to be shocking and make people uncomfortable. But you are so simple, you think that's clever. You are what is wrong with this world, that's a fact.
Sicko
Best joke so far.