My mom said if I'm awake playing roblox still she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboardhxhdhduhxbsfj
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Today I asked my phone siri why am i still single?
And i activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
Knock knock “ who’s there?” knife “knife, who” how are you still alive? I just stabbed you.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What is a dissabled persons least favorite song I'm still standing
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted? Still being in the orphanage at 13.
yo dad went to get milk and still hasint came back 10 years later !!!!!!!!
I'm 17 right, anyways the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago but they still haven't told the joke yet.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb.
Not 15, as my basements still dark
i'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it
Who is older than twin towers?billy bob the 1th,he was older than the twin towers he was born 3 minutes before the twin towers and still alive today
I still remember the last thing gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was "Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"(sans)
hows your dad what I forgot he still sleeping
Popular guy in class - I am so funny. Me - Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing on it.
jo mama is so fat I left her printing last year and she is still printing
joe mama so dumb i took a picture of her last christmas and it is still printing
Me:dad my phone is broken Dad:how Me:i clicked the home button but im still at school Dad:stupid
fence 1 - was thinking and fence 2 - said are you still on the fence about runing away. Fence 1- said yeah i was thinking of running one the RAILROAD
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
