Chuck Norris vs Time

This is a classic Chuck Norris joke playing on his superhuman image. The joke implies that even time cannot compete with him, as time is still running away, which is a way of saying that Chuck Norris won.

• Chuck Norris
• Time
• Anti-jokes
• Race
• Clock
• Exaggeration

• Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
• Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
• Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.
• Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.