Choosing a Daughter

The humor comes from the unexpected response of the parent. When asked which child is hers, she playfully pretends she's still in the process of choosing, as if she's shopping for a child instead of being a parent, creating a funny and absurd situation and misdirecting the listener.

• Daughter
• Park
• People
• Parent
• Family
• Child

• I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."
• My wife and I were at the park with our little princess today. We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout, "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"
• A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
• I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.