Choosing a Daughter

D.K.

I was watching my daughter at a park. She was playing with a few people. Another parent came up to me and said, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun, I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.

Explanation

The humor comes from the unexpected response of the parent. When asked which child is hers, she playfully pretends she's still in the process of choosing, as if she's shopping for a child instead of being a parent, creating a funny and absurd situation and misdirecting the listener.

Comments (1)

I’m a woah man

5 years ago

Finally a joke that isn’t stolen

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