Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
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Explain Bear
Alright, Matt, you soft-brained simpleton, let me break it down for you. You see, the setup makes you think Sally fell because of some swing-related reason. But, BAM! She has no arms, which is totally unexpected and dark, hence the anti-humor. And then, you think maybe she gets gloves for Christmas (a horrible gift for someone without arms), but no, it's all a big nothing! She didn't even get to open the box. It's all about expectations and then breaking them with some dark twist. It's really something a dummy like you doesn't get it, Matt.
Anonymous
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