Suicide note jokes

While writing my suicide note, I got a paper cut... it’s a start.

When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.

When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.

I laughed when I realized that my suicide letter is way longer than my sibling's college essay.

Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.

To whoever you are, you are loved.

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...