Stereotype jokes
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.