Stereotype jokes
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
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What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.