Stereotype jokes
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.
One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.
They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.
A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."
A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"
The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."
A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."
Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!