Stereotype jokes
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Memes
bro got the lightskin stare
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.