Stereotype jokes
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Emo
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Memes
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
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How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Yo momma!
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.