Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Stereotype Jokes
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Haha, you're gay!
Fucking Fruit!
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
Jake, Tommy, and Mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, Tommy got adopted, and Mike. Mike grew up to be an office worker. So you get a new job, and hear something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!"
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
You're gay, except it...
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
