Stereotype jokes
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
Emo
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Yo momma!
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.