Stereotype jokes
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
Memes
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
Yo mama so fat, COW!