What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Aaron is ginger.
An Irishman walks into a pub.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
