What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
Haha, you're gay!
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
Jake, Tommy, and Mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, Tommy got adopted, and Mike. Mike grew up to be an office worker. So you get a new job, and hear something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!"
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
You're gay, except it...
