Stereotype jokes
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
Emo people totally suck!
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.