Stereotype jokes
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.