When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Stereotype Jokes
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
