Stereotype jokes
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
If Asians have face scanners... do they all have the same face scanner?
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
Yo momma!