Stereotype jokes
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Memes
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!