Stereotype jokes

Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.

Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

Why do midgets laugh while they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.

"Ching chang chong."

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

What do you call a triggered white kid?

A school shooter!

We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

What thing can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

What do you call a flying Aboriginal?

Boong 747.

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Women are only for sex!

They are good for cooking and sex!

Nothing but those things.

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

Yo momma!

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

What phone do midgets use?

A MICROphone.

Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.

Also dwarf: can’t see.

The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.

(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)

How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!

What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!