Stereotype jokes
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.
After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.
One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.
They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.
A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."
A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"
The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."
A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."
Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...