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Stereotype Jokes
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Aaron is ginger.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
An Irishman walks into a pub.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Imagine being emo.
