Stereotype jokes
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.