Stereotype jokes
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Fucking Fruit!
Memes
If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
Haha, you're gay!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”