Stereotype jokes
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
Emo
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How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo momma!
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.