Stereotype jokes

Women are only for sex!

They are good for cooking and sex!

Nothing but those things.

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.

Also dwarf: can’t see.

What phone do midgets use?

A MICROphone.

The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.

The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.

Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?

Because they ate the bases.

Did you hear about the new Chinese food?

It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!

Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.

How do Chinese people play in Spy?

They can't.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.

Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they all sit in the dark.

The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?

Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕

An Irishman walks into a pub.