Stereotype jokes
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
My friends think I'm bipolar. I threw a pencil case at someone and I walked out, walked back in 2 seconds later and I was sunshines and rainbows.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.
One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.
They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.
A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Emo
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
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How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Yo momma!