Stereotype jokes
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.