Stereotype jokes
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Memes
If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!