Stereotype jokes
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Memes
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.