Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Emo Grass
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you silly goose. The joke plays on the stereotype of "emo" people who like to listen to sad music and cut themselves. The joke is that if grass was emo, it would cut itself, saving you the trouble of mowing. You probably don't even know what mowing is...smh