By using this site, you agree to its use of cookies. Read more

Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

“Wait a minute” I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen

Then it clicked. “Ah, so that’s how you died”

I will always remember the last noise i hear in my school, “oogga booga motherf****rs,” click, boom

Please check your spelling before clicking ‘Submit’. Thank you for your entry. ❤

Stephen could not click the im not a robot so well I guess he is f...ed

Ooh I wonder whats on this browser clicks (how to tell your kid there adopted)