Click Jokes

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

Click the 👍🏻 If you hate school.

I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.

When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.

Then it clicked.

"Ah, so that's how you died."

I was on an orphans website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page

Sorry I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up herecomplaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended...how stupid is that?

I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.

We just clicked.

If you like funny comments click the comment section.

Me:dad my phone is broken Dad:how Me:i clicked the home button but im still at school Dad:stupid

I will always remember the last noise i hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf****rs," click, boom

What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

Get it?

https://www.youtube.com/@andrewjbsax dont click

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts. I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

your mom so fat that the photographer had to go moon just to click the photo of her belly button

I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

Please check your spelling before clicking 'Submit'. Thank you for your entry. ❤

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Micheal Jackson: Click here to change nationality

Y'all are so rude on here- If you don't like what I put on MY profile you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!!