30+ Click Jokes

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

Click the 👍 if you hate school.

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.

When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.

Then it clicked.

"Ah, so that's how you died."

I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.

The image shows a collage with two panels. The top panel has a picture of a crying cat with the text "Me nervously clicking my pen during the test." The bottom panel has two identical pictures of a red monkey looking sideways with the text "That one guy in the class who knows Morse trying to understand why I want to invade Cuba."

Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.

We just clicked.

If you like funny comments, click the comment section.

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

Get it?

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

Don't click the link.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

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Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!