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Death

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

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  • Google

    I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

    Incest

    So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.

    When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

    "Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.

    Then it clicked.

    "Ah, so that's how you died."

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  • Orphan

    I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.

    Idiot

    Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

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  • Girl

    I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.

    We just clicked.

    Phone

    Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

    Dad: How?

    Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

    Dad: Stupid.

    School

    I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

    People

    Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

    Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

    Category

    What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

    Cat-egories.

    Get it?

    Orphan

    Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

    I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

    Mom

    Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

    Entry

    Please check your spelling before clicking "Submit". Thank you for your entry. ❤

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  • Profile

    Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!

    Orphan

    Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!