Stereotype jokes
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.