Stereotype jokes

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.

How do you get an emo out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.

The bully: You're gay.

The nerd: I am.

The bully: Yeah.

The nerd: Then what are you?

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line.

Your mom.

Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.

Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.

I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”

Soldier says, “Mhm.”

Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”

Soldier says, “Really?”

The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"

What is a redneck's favorite color?

Blue.

Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Control freak.

Con...

Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"

I hate straight people.

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?

What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?

Palestinian masseur.