Stereotype jokes
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
You have Chinged your last Chong.
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"