Stereotype jokes
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Dario is gay.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Imagine being autistic idiots.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
"Curry muncher!"
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.