You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
Your mum's got big tits.
You
You
You're the cow.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
The priest is gay.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Dario is gay.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
Yo mama!
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.