Stereotype jokes
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Memes
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Your mom.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Minivan (DYM 138).
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.