Stereotype jokes
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Memes
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.