Stereotype jokes
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Memes
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! š©
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.