Stereotype jokes
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.