Stereotype jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
This is how @The Ugly Rats cousin Looks like
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.