What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Stereotype Jokes
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
