Stereotype jokes
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Yo mama so fat, cow!
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
Wears pink.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"