Stereotype jokes
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Your mom.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
What do emos do?
Hang.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D