Stereotype jokes
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
Memes
This is how @The Ugly Rats cousin Looks like
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"