Stereotype jokes

What is Hitler's least favorite fish?

Jewfish.

What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?

Guarded.

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

Nothing, she was hung over.

You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?

Crack/her

Life is like a bag of jellybeans.

Nobody likes the black ones.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

Why can't England play chess?

Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.

*School Shooter Walks In*

That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.

What do lesbians love to use in art class?

Scissors.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

An emo girl dyed her hair red.

Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.