Stereotype jokes
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What is a Jamaican's idea of a balanced diet?
A joint in each hand.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.