Stereotype jokes

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.

What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.

I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

What is the Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?

A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Why do emo kids hate high fives?

They’re always left hanging.

You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.

Cool people: I can do anything.

Normal people: I can do nothing.

Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

The black one... he's 13!

What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?

A meatball/malteser.

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?

Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

How do you know Adam and Eve were White?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?