Stereotype jokes
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?