Stereotype jokes
Your mom.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Memes
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
All Nepali love momos.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.