Stereotype jokes
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.