Stereotype jokes

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.

A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.

VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.

LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?

Stoners have papers.

Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?

There was a new texture pack.

At what point does a joke become a dad joke?

When it disappears and never returns home.

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?

Because when they win, they lose.

What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?

One reads, the other breeds.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was black.

Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

Because a black person was approaching.

Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

Cool people: I can do anything.

Normal people: I can do nothing.

Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

The black one... he's 13!