If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Really Karen?
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
What do you call a triggered white kid? A school shooter!
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
