Stereotype jokes
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Your mom.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Memes
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?