Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Stereotype Jokes
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
