Stereotype jokes
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.