Stereotype jokes
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
All Nepali love momos.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Your mom.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.