Stereotype jokes
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Memes
What do emos do?
Hang.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.