Stereotype jokes
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Bro: I’m not that autistic. bro
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
All Nepali love momos.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D