Stereotype jokes
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.