Stereotype jokes
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
What is a Jamaican's idea of a balanced diet?
A joint in each hand.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.