You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Stereotype Jokes
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
