Stereotype jokes

Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?

A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.

Cool people: I can do anything.

Normal people: I can do nothing.

What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"

What do lesbians love to use in art class?

Scissors.

An emo girl dyed her hair red.

Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?

Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.

Why do emo kids hate high fives?

They’re always left hanging.

You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.

At what point does a joke become a dad joke?

When it disappears and never returns home.

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.