How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
