You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Rice as Glue
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke says that people from China use rice as glue. Get it? It's funny because using rice as glue is not common practice. You are so dumb.
Anonymous
I am from china ching chong
Mafuyu Asahina
lol