Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, smart guy. This joke says Chuck Norris is so tough, he doesn't need to breathe like us normal folk. Instead, he just kidnaps air. It's like saying Chuck Norris is the boss of oxygen. And you, my friend, are the boss of wasting my time.