Stay jokes
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!