A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday stays three days and leaves on Friday how is this possible
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
It’s about drive it’s about power we stay hungry we devour , put in the work, put in hours and take what’s ours
your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head
i hope you SEA me around later cause i SHORE won't stay here for long
I got evicted from the hospital today For telling all the patients to stay positive! What a negative effect!
what thing can an Orphan do beast. Stay at home alone
if you kill a killer the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
A guy is sitting at a bar, when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!”
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“
When Trump goes to the beach he doesn't use suntan lotion he uses Dorito dust. And it stays on for the rest of his life.
why do jedis stay single?
because they use "divorce " (the force )
MAY DIVORCE BE WITH YOU!
why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? because they had no one to pick them up. what's a orphans best friend? a boomarange because it's the only thing that ever came back.
My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.
a girl named ranch went to the store, and stayed there why? because she was ranched ;)
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter...
...s'warm
Think like a proton- stay positive!
