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How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing? Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.

So I stayed at my friends house for a few days and I was like omg why so I am going home because I’m going to my best friend house

My whife caught me one day for watching a porn channel so i quickly turned the tv to a fishing channel. On her way out she said: 'You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!'

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My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day....but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

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I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...

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One little orphan had roast beef the other had none, One little orphan went to market the other stayed home wait a second.