Stay Jokes

after 6 months of lockdown

I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself

How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing? Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.

So I stayed at my friends house for a few days and I was like omg why so I am going home because I’m going to my best friend house

My whife caught me one day for watching a porn channel so i quickly turned the tv to a fishing channel. On her way out she said: 'You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!'


My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day....but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.


I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...


One little orphan had roast beef the other had none, One little orphan went to market the other stayed home wait a second.