Stay jokes
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
In fields of gold, where sunshine beams, Monkeys swing and play, it's their dreams. Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, Picking cotton with delight.
Their little hands so quick and neat, Plucking the cotton, can't be beat. They chatter and laugh, they dance and play, In the fields all day, they'll stay.
Their tails so long, their ears so big, They're quite the sight, it's quite a gig. They're busy as can be, you see, In the fields of cotton, they're free.
So let us marvel at these little thieves, In the fields of gold, they give and receive. Their antics bring us joy and delight, In the fields of cotton, they're always right.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A.M.
Holmes said, "Look up, Watson, what can you see?"
"Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A.M."
"What else, Watson?"
"It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What Else, Watson?"
"What am I supposed to see, Holmes?"
"Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent!"
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.