Stay jokes
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”
Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.