I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive." to the corona patients
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?...
Herpes stays around
What did the tomato say to the empty Ketchup bottle "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME"
two hats are next to eachother, one hat says to the other ''stay here, ill go on a head"
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
after 6 months of lockdown
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing? Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected
Don’t say stay positive to the wrong doctor
What's common between a feminist and a knife? They both stay in the kitchen.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
So I stayed at my friends house for a few days and I was like omg why so I am going home because I’m going to my best friend house
Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!
i got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive"
My whife caught me one day for watching a porn channel so i quickly turned the tv to a fishing channel. On her way out she said: 'You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!'
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans."
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day....but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...
One little orphan had roast beef the other had none, One little orphan went to market the other stayed home wait a second.
