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Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute.
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office. The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Ms Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that. Little Johnny: Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
