Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage He should just go to his mom and dad
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"
Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:
Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays
What did the tomato say to the empty Ketchup bottle "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME"
Why was the dog staying in the shade? Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
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One time I tried running to home but I forgot I don't have one so I stayed at third
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
Husband: Dammit alice! I'm your husband and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you! Wife: Go to hell Bob! I'm Leaving! Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.
What time is it when you’re kids stay home 🏡 from school? Say no more
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two hats are next to eachother, one hat says to the other ''stay here, ill go on a head"
