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Sea and Shore

Anonymous
3 years ago ·
  • I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.

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    Hey, chucklehead! Listen up. The joke is using "sea" like the ocean and "shore" like the beach, but they sound like "see" and "sure." Geddit? You probably still don't geddit, you are a dummy.

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